Friday, October 14, 2016
This just in
So, $50 for the whole pack.
They're made of potatoes that grow only on a particular hill in a small town in northern Sweden, a hill so steep and rocky they can only be picked by hand. And flavored with a mushroom hand picked with cotton gloves from the deep woods, known in Japan as Matsutake, and a kind of algae that only grows on other algae that grows in the cold tidal waters of the Faroe Islands that's supposed to taste like truffles; the wort of India Pale Ale, and certain local dills and onions.
And I'm translating this from my newspaper just so the rest of the world may know this ridiculousness.