Optic Drugs Attack Waffles #1

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I'm not counting this as an Of Dragon page, don't worry. (Though that "maybe-a-second-page-this-week" is turning into a pretty definite "nope" with all the family obligations I'm accumulating.) But this is clearly a completely different cartoon, bearing the perfectly reasonable and not just a little descriptive name Optic Drugs Attack Waffles. Because sometimes I get a little silly.

This just in

These potato chips cost a little over $10 each.

So, $50 for the whole pack.

They're made of potatoes that grow only on a particular hill in a small town in northern Sweden, a hill so steep and rocky they can only be picked by hand. And flavored with a mushroom hand picked with cotton gloves from the deep woods, known in Japan as Matsutake, and a kind of algae that only grows on other algae that grows in the cold tidal waters of the Faroe Islands that's supposed to taste like truffles; the wort of India Pale Ale, and certain local dills and onions.

And I'm translating this from my newspaper just so the rest of the world may know this ridiculousness.