Sunday, September 6, 2020

That's so Frog Fractions 3

 I'm not sure I remember everything. Frog Fractions 3 was a game about being an anime dude going through the motions of dating life until a sudden twist turned one of the women's life into inexplicable tragedy, in a parody of Doki Doki Literature Club that was so straightforward it only put Frog Fraction fans on edge. And then it installed itself in your local library - you know, with books - and turned it into a horror puzzle game where at one point you had to climb into a very tight tube that sucked you feet first into a secret basement, and if you didn't relax your body and keep your head straight so you couldn't see what was happening down there you'd break your neck. It was just a has-to-lose cat-and-mouse game against a horror movie killer where surviving for longer just made him kill you in more painful ways, and I managed to let him catch me in some machine that held my head stuck while cutting me to pieces with an apple corer. And then the game reinstalled itself in your past at the point Frog Fractions 2 was released to start a different timeline where you didn't die but one of the girls broke into the real world where your relationship took a huge hit because she resented you for being treated differently on account of being a cartoon, and you'd have to talk it through with her to decide if you were going to decartoonify her, return her to the cartoon world or turn the real world into a cartoon. But that's when I woke up.

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